First of all, I talk way too much about how I don’t mind sitting to pee. I really don’t. I reach my 10 hr stand goal by 2 or 3 pm, so a chance to sit down for a second is extremely welcome. All our bathrooms are single person, so I just chill a moment.
Until I was on campgrounds last week. The toilets there were… Nothing I would ever set my fine hiney on. I was wishing I had urethral lengthening at that moment just for the convenience!
- The innie part and outer company: I have a vagina and vulva sans labia majora. My 1″ clitoris/natal dick is in the natal position, not moved. No uterus or ovaries.
- I pee from my perineum where I always have peed.
- The outie parts: My 6″ penis from trans phalloplasty with glans, scrotum, erectile implant, and testicular implant are forward of the innie parts.
- I’m 18 months postop from Devin O’Brien-Coon at Johns Hopkins Center for Transgender Health in Baltimore, Maryland, USA.
- I am nonbinary and from Texas. Hence, my handle “enbytex”.
Lay of the land–
Standing naturally, when my balls are lifted, my pussy is still discreet. (I know, trans masc faux pas to say pussy… But the last year or so since bottom surgery I like the term again. Dysphoria and euphoria are weird.)
When my legs are fairly splayed and I lift REAL good, you can see my hood and minora inside this like… Full body halo where one would expect majora. Let me tell you, it is so easy to shave around that now! So I can show if I want to. The point– this is where I would rest a stand to pee cup.
So I got myself a… Hold on. The name is the worst. But it’s the longest produced one, a favorite from the United Kingdom.
Okay, cringing almost done——
One more cringe–
Okay, I’m good.
I shall thenceforth call it my TheyWee. I got it online fairly inexpensively. This is the bendy one that has a wider mouth. It’s rubbery. I also got the extender tube for getting through more clothing (and it can be trimmed if you feel like there’s a baby giraffe climbing out of your pants).
So. My question was does this doohickey even work post scrotoplasty? Yes, but here’s the change. I gather the squared off section would normally sit a bit higher, because now the pointy end is cupping my asshole in… a very lecherous way. Like, an “Unhand yourself from the maid, Lord Grantham!” moment. But the maid is cool with it… Because I was indifferent about the shifted back position. Glad I got the rubbery TheyWee.
So that’s when I’m in a full squat, so you can See how it rests up in there.
Check how private. Like I really had to get my angle in to see it. You could even offset your penis to one side to make sure person on your right or left couldn’t see anything.
Wow, I have reached a new level of internet overshare. Here’s a gif of me peeing. I mean, it is significant that there’s no peehole in my penis, and if I want to stand up and pee at the rare at the portapotty, gas station, or apocalyptic situation, I’m proving I can do it.
How precious is this. I can even rest my penis on or over the exit and enjoy the view of pee leaving by the tip of my penis. Metaphorically, I wouldn’t MOVE to STP-town, but I don’t mind traveling to STP-town for a quick visit.
Pretty sure this would pass super well if need be.
Easy cleanup afterward, no spills, which I attribute to the good design for a seal with minimal effort.
Would I use it every day? No. But it would be great to have on occasion. And now we know STP devices are compatible with pussy taint post-op. My chassis, anyway. ♥️
This pould work for some people who had a urethral lengthening complication during phalloplasty, or ppl who opted out of UL, but they also want the STP functionality without having yet another dick. Although, can you imagine if you had your flesh dick and a fancy STP prosthetic all at once, whippin’ ‘m out like a hung and doubly-gifted joy to behold? It’s a nice image.
TheyWee, 4.5 stars. Ease of use, great; material, great; price, great: design, okay-to-good for my body but a little long for me in the undercarriage.
Yikes, I actually posted a clip of peeing. Promise never to blackmail me? Hahaha.