Sexy phallo post-op dick pictures, fresh and hard

Lol I have no idea how to dirty talk. The other day my spouse asked me to talk dirty, and I was like, “Pussy? Pussy something…” Omg they were like, “Hon, we could start with the softcore porn dirty talk…” Unfortunately I have never watched softcore!

I actually was in the mood, so I took some attempts at sexy phalloplasty dick pics. I think they’re sexy anyway.

Without further ado, my best attempts at trans dirty talk.

The Casual Boner

This position says, yes, I am down. But when am I not? My erect penis is heavy and hangs downward. I will not say droops. Look, this consenting midsection wants all your sections, baby.

The Forced Perspective

Notice that my penis is two times the length of my foot? That is by misleading intention. And my dick is the same length as from hip to knee? This angle is for you to go “WOW do you have a huge schlong or are you 4′ tall?”

It’s 5′. Shutup.

Sidle Up On Me

So in my fantasy… I’m just like laying there asleep with this romantic paperback, throbbing phallo Fabio stiffy, and my lover walks by, can’t handle it, and throws my ankles over their shoulders to top and penetrate me and starts jerking me off. Except yesterday, it sort of happened!! I wasn’t asleep though. Jesus take the wheel– I still can’t get over the fact that my love finds my penis sexy. That’s not why I got it! But… Here we are. And it is a good time. (Is it silly that I feel a dorky urge to say thank you to them for finding it hot? Yeah noooo I probably shouldn’t express that bizarre internalized oppression. Buzzkill!)

Take a tumble with me!

So. You thought my heavy peen was droopy! Have I got a gravity defying phallus for you. Omg. No. Abort dirty talk attempt.

Reboot. “Spoon me sweetie. Cupcake reacharound?” Confession– spooning reacharounds really ARE the best.

Yes, I really did increase the contrast to show more body hair.

Boom. Now you are gonna see the hair more than the mainstage. Uhhhh oops?

I thought it was flattering at first, but now im not sure.

Update: one second later, I regret this photo.

Oof. Maybe I just need to focus on (Ursula voice)… body language!

3 thoughts on “Sexy phallo post-op dick pictures, fresh and hard”

  1. Hi! Who did your surgery? They did an amazing job and I want whoever did your surgery to do my Phallo.

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